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Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
Author: Bible

Beauty and brains, pleasure and usability they should go hand in hand.
Author: Donald Norman

Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.
Author: John Keats

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.
Author: Bertolt Brecht

Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings of Almighty God.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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