Best Cell Phones

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Author: Mel Brooks

Unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
Author: Bible

Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
Author: Eugene Ionesco

Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Author: Sir Robert Hutchinson

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes