Best quotes to send by SMS

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The only tired I was, was tired of giving in.
Author: Rosa Parks
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Author: Robert Newton Peck
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becca
!
Becca who ?
Becca the net !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beggar
!
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bella
!
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benin
!
Benin who ?
Benin hell!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Berlin
!
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes