Best quotes to send by SMS
Tom Stoppard I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

Oscar Wilde The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Rosa Parks The only tired I was, was tired of giving in.
Author: Rosa Parks

Robert Newton Peck Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Author: Robert Newton Peck

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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