Best quotes to send by SMS
Pierre Charron The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Author: Pierre Charron

Robert A. Ward I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
Author: Robert A. Ward

Margaret Cho Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

William James The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

Elain Heffner The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
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Frog jokes What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
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Frog jokes Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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Frog jokes What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
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Frog jokes What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
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