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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Author: Anonymous

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Author: Oscar Wilde

What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes