Best quotes to send by SMS
Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hugh Macleod The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

Chinese Proverb If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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History jokes Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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History jokes What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
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History jokes What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
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History jokes I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
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