Best quotes to send by SMS

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell
The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutter!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes