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Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
Author: Victor Hugo

Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.
Author: Edward Everett Hale

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.
Author: Cato the Elder

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Author: Oscar Levant

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years." "No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
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