Best quotes to send by SMS
The Belzer Rabbi Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi

Bible Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible

Mother Teresa Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa

Mark Twain Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain

Don Snyder Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bed jokes When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
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Bed jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!
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Bicycle jokes Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.
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Bicycle jokes I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Bicycle jokes Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes