Best quotes to send by SMS

Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.
Author: The Belzer Rabbi
Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.
Author: Bible
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Author: Mother Teresa
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain
Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder
The best jokes to send by SMS

When is your mind like a
rumpled bed?
When
it isn't made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bed !
Bed who
?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the
other to kick the
switch.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes