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One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kin
Author: Bertrand Russell

One swallow does not make a summer.
Author: Aristotle

Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Author: Allan Goldfein

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
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Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
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