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It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Author: Edith Nesbitt

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Author: Bill Cosby

It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.
Author: William Ralph Inge

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Author: George Orwell

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
Author: P. D. James

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
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Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
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