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See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes