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Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
Author: The Talmud

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Author: W. C. Fields

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Author: Jules Renard

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
Author: Isabel Colegate

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Author: Stephen Hawking

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes