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Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Only the wise possess ideas; the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Many receive advice, few profit by it.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
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