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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
Author: Mary Chase

Judge not according to the appearance.
Author: Bible

Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
Author: Jean Rostand

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes