Best quotes to send by SMS
Frank A. Clark Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
Author: Frank A. Clark

Menander Culture makes all men gentle.
Author: Menander

David Hume Custom is the great guide of human life.
Author: David Hume

Martha Graham Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
Author: Martha Graham

Anonymous Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)
Author: Anonymous

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
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Dog jokes What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
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Dog jokes When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
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