Best quotes to send by SMS

Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
Author: Frank A. Clark
Culture makes all men gentle.
Author: Menander
Custom is the great guide of human life.
Author: David Hume
Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
Author: Martha Graham
Dare to be wise.
(Sapere Aude)
Author: Anonymous
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you take a really big dog out
for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the angry man sing
when he found his
slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out
the window !"!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde
?
A jet setter !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
When is the
most likely time that a stray dog
will walk into your house ?
When the door is open !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes