Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
Author: Seneca

Marilyn Ferguson Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
Author: Marilyn Ferguson

Marie Ebner von Eschenbach Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Author: Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

William Arthur Ward Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
Author: William Arthur Ward

Robert F. Kennedy Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential, vital quality for tho
Author: Robert F. Kennedy

The best jokes to send by SMS
Heaven and hell jokes How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Horse jokes Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Horse jokes How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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