Best quotes to send by SMS

Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
Author: Seneca
Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.
Author: Marilyn Ferguson
Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.
Author: Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
Author: William Arthur Ward
Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential, vital quality for tho
Author: Robert F. Kennedy
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo.
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of his race!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National
winner!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Did you hear about the race horse that was so
late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two
pairs of stilts!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes