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We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
Author: H. L. Mencken

We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

We can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown.
Author: Claude Bernard

We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them.
Author: Cato the Elder

When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. 'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk. 'In-stinct,' replied Out.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!
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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes