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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We can stop doing and concentrate on being.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
Author: Virgil

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes