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Nokia 9300i
Nokia 9300
Nokia 8910
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Best quotes to send by SMS
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.Author: the Dhammapada
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.Author: Matt Groening
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.Author: Albert Einstein
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.Author: Abraham Maslow
If the shoe fits, you're not allowing for growth.Author: Robert N. Coons
The best jokes to send by SMS
What asks no question but demands an
answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
What kind of phone makes music?
A
saxophone.This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What do you call a telephone call from
one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call !This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
What do you get when you cross a telephone
with a pair of
pants?
Bell-bottoms!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes