Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Browning Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Author: Robert Browning

Lewis Carroll If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
Author: Lewis Carroll

Matt Groening I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Author: Matt Groening

Oscar Levant I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Author: Oscar Levant

Wil Wheaton I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.
Author: Wil Wheaton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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Weather jokes A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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Weather jokes Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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Weather jokes What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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Weather jokes Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
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