Best quotes to send by SMS

Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Author: Robert Browning
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
Author: Lewis Carroll
I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Author: Matt Groening
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Author: Oscar Levant
I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.
Author: Wil Wheaton
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do hurricanes most like to eat for
dessert?
-Candy Canes
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a
tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced
tornado".
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on
dates?
-To cloud 9
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?
-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary
breeze
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why did the updraft get pulled
over?
-It was speeding in a high shear zone
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes