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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
Author: George Washington

Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself - and thus make yourself indispensable.
Author: Andre Gide

Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
Author: William Shakespeare

Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Author: Robert Service

Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Author: Prince Charles

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
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"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?"
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