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First mend yourself, and then mend others.Author: Jewish Proverb
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did notAuthor: Martin Niemoeller
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.Author: Josh Billings
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid more than they do.Author: Elbert Hubbard
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.Author: James Beard
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Two guys are talking:
(1) - I've bought a
tour to my mother-in-law.
(2) - Your mother-in-law???!!!
(1) - Why
not, to Bagdad.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a
new suit, so he bought a
nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a
tailor. The first
tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured
Abraham, then told
him the cloth was not enough to make a suit.
Abraham was unhappy
with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
tailor measured
Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and
said, "There
is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a
vest,
please come back in a week to take your suit."
After a week Abraham
came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's
son wearing
trousers made of the same cloth. Perplexed, he asked, "Just
how could you
make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when
the other
tailor could not make a suit only?"
"It's very simple," replied the
tailor, "The other tailor has two
sons."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
How many cashiers does it take
to change a
light bulb?
"Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar
bill."This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes