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What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
Author: William Shakespeare

What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?
Author: Robert Browning

When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Author: Don Marquis

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink!" Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man..."I'm really sorry, sir, but you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!" The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, "My God, man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes