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Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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