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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.
Author: Margaret Cho

Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for renewal of your body and mind, rather than stand by helplessly and watch them decline.
Author: Jane E. Brody

I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
Author: T. Campbell and Gisele Lagace

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is in prison.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Author: H. L. Mencken

What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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