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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
Author: Robert Benchley

Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.
Author: E. H. Gombrich

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Anyone whose goal is 'something higher' must expect someday to suffer vertigo. What is vertigo? Fear of falling? No, Vertigo is something other than fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us which tempts and lures us, it is the desire to
Author: Milan Kundera

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
Author: Deepak Chopra

Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes