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Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
Author: Lily Langtry

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
Author: Robert Morley

Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
Author: Franz Kafka

Appearances often are deceiving.
Author: Aesop

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken.
Author: Abigail Adams

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes