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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Author: Jonathan Swift

Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Author: Jay Leno

Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes