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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Author: Nick Diamos

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain
Author: Scott Westerfeld

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Author: Unknown

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes