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If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system.
Author: Stuart Stevens

Man is by nature a political animal.
Author: Aristotle

In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras.
Author: Tom Nolan

Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.
Author: Ezra Pound

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing" the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today" the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
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A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist, "The gynecologist's office is one level higher." To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out."
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The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.
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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
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Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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