Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Francis Bacon Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

John Ruskin Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.
Author: John Ruskin

Clifford Stoll No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Menander The man who runs may fight again.
Author: Menander

Ralph Waldo Emerson The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
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Internet jokes Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.
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Internet jokes Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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Internet jokes What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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Internet jokes Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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