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How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! Who would not be that youth? What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country!
Author: Joseph Addison

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
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