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Do not speak ill of the dead.
Author: The Seven Sages

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
Author: Epicurus

Do not trust people. They are capable of greatness.
Author: Stanislaw Lem

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes