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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Author: Woody Allen

What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
Author: Robert Herrick

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

The best ideas are common property.
Author: Seneca

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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