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Veni, vidi, vici. [I came, I saw, I conquered]
Author: Julius Caesar

The first step towards amendment is the recognition of error.
Author: Seneca

Vile deeds like poison weeds bloom well in prison air, it is only what is good in man, that wastes and withers there.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Virtue is indeed its own reward.
Author: Claudianus

Vote early and vote often.
Author: Al Capone

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes