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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.
Author: Thorstein Veblen

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
Author: William Shakespeare

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
Author: John Quincy Adams

The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
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Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes