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So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So
Author: Steve Jobs

Socialism failed because it couldn't tell the economic truth; capitalism may fail because it couldn't tell the ecological truth.
Author: Lester Brown

Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.
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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes