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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn't can never know what it is. So there is no need of defining it.
Author: L. M. Montgomery

Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Author: Elias Schwartz

Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secr
Author: George Washington Carver

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Author: Voltaire

Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. "Mommy, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's clothes!!!!!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes