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Don't agonize. Organize.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Author: David Lloyd George

Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
Author: William Faulkner

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes