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My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible.
Author: Josephine demott Robinson

To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation.
Author: Victor Hugo

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Author: Suzanne Gordon

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Author: Madonna

To be great is to be misunderstood.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
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Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
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