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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Author: Graffito

There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will
Author: Martha Graham

There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
Author: Titus Livius

There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?
Author: William Hart Coleridge

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Author: Josh Billings

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes