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Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
Author: G. Stanley Hall

Every time we say, "Let there be!" in any form, something happens.
Author: Stella Terrill Mann

Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.
Author: Charles Kingsley

Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.
Author: Brittany Murphy

Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Author: Jane Austen

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes