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It is only the ignorant who despise education.
Author: Publilius Syrus

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
Author: Andre Maurois

It is quality rather than quantity that matters.
Author: Seneca

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.
Author: David Brin

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
Author: Peter De Vries

Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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