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I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment, it takes place every day.
Author: Albert Camus

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Author: George Burns

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Author: Graffito

There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will
Author: Martha Graham

There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
Author: Titus Livius

Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
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Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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