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I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb &
Author: Jim Carrey

It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on.
Author: Real Live Preacher

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politici
Author: Denise Caruso

It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.
Author: Gertrude Stein

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Author: Matt Groening

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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