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Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
Author: Thomas Paine

The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Author: William Shakespeare

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Author: Dick Cavett

How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
Author: Belva Plain

The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."
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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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