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We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
Author: Harrison Ford

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Author: H. G. Wells

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Author: Oscar Wilde

We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
Author: Etty Hillesum

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Author: Judith Martin

Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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