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Danger past, God forgotten.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Death is not the worst; rather, in vain To wish for death, and not to compass it.
Author: Sophocles

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes