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The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become "one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions": a rebel. If enough people come
Author: Aleister Crowley

Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.
Author: Sheila Rowbotham

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes