Best quotes to send by SMS

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Author: Robert Frost
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Author: Edgar Bergen
Haste in every business brings failures.
Author: Herodotus
Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth.
Author: Buddha
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
Author: Immanuel Kant
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda
!
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin
!
Amin who ?
Amin man!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole
!
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anka
!
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !
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