Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Frost Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Author: Robert Frost

Edgar Bergen Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Author: Edgar Bergen

Herodotus Haste in every business brings failures.
Author: Herodotus

Buddha Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth.
Author: Buddha

Immanuel Kant Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
Author: Immanuel Kant

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !
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